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It is indeed me, at least me around mid-COVID. We'll see if I keep this photo or go back to the “bite me” panties picture I love so much. ? Be gentle, life isn't always easy. Hopefully, the apple hasn't rolled down a hill, broken its neck, become comatose, and gotten eaten by maggots quite yet. My smartwatch is sending mixed signals, so who knows? Wash hands for this long, jerk off for that long. ? It actually counts jerk off strokes as steps, not even k**ding—not sure if it's intentional, but I certainly complete far more activity rings than I should. ? Hunky-dory. Going A… Read more

Clearly fake—in reality, there would be scissors. Somewhere. Last resort, she probably has some in her purse, to be honest. But that'd be nasty as hell, those are for her nails. ? Perhaps she just did what had to be done, after all. In which case she took initiative, improvised, and solved the problem in the first and best way that came to mind. Textbook creative problem-solving. And I actually mean that, asshat wearing motherfuckers—I see a classy and quick-thinking pragmatist. Would pi… Read more

Have to post the nicest ass I have ever seen, I can't help it, it needs to be shown. That tight hole—I have no words. I just drool while my tongue itches to go for a deep swim. ? https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/15963121/513515843… Read more

That was my thought when seeing these recommended video thumbnails. https://i.imgur.com/BhAGDkr.png Any salt remaining from the suspension of my account just disappeared. You know what makes me tick, I love it. Much love to xHamster, to fellow cunnilingus addicts and porn consumers, and finally to you, the creator. The thin and the curvy, the massive tits and the tiny, clit-carriers and dick-swingers alike, don't care if barely legal or socially objectionable. Believe me, I masturbate to each one of you kinky sluts and mistresses. It's the least I can do. You expose your naked bodies inti… Read more

I love sliding my fingertips over a chest full of cum, licking and sucking my cum off your nipples to taste myself before I shower you completely in piss because I can't help myself. Send me something worth fantasizing about, please? Thanks, and remember you're the sexiest of them all, babe.… Read more

…what are we watching tonight? Feeling extra nasty. Some inspiration. My favorite lovelies Bruce & Morgan: And some nameless whore doing what nameless whores do: Lastly, a sexy thing I found yesterday… Worth keeping an eye on, good potential. Juju_95: https://xhamster.com/users/juju_95 Later.… Read more