Doing an interview with my partner -- and fucking her

Wakey wakey! Time for breakfast!

What time is it? Breakfast time. You probably practiced in bed. I have. Did you bring me a full English breakfast? No.

Did you bring me... It's not good for you. Did you bring me basted eggs, hash browns?

No. Canadian bacon, fried tomatoes? No. I'm gonna put mine over there.

Can I sit up, please? What time did she get up? You don't want to know.